December 2010
i am prematurely overexcited for 2011
sometimes i like to poop.
When people 'insult' you over the internet by...
fairylullaby:
My mother just asked me if I am ever nice.
lexipedia:
Yes, I am. Maybe you’d know this if you didn’t piss me off all the time.
Oh my, not looking forward to new years when...
pameladewacwuz:
I hate seeing girls at the mall that think they're...
taylorbug:
Because when they walk by they’re like:
and then I see guys looking at them like:
So, I’m just like:
Don't you hate being so fucking sexy?
tangledupinlace:
fuckyeshollywood:
when you walk, you sexy:
when you eat, you sexy:
when you go for a poop, you sexy:
when you scratch your back, you sexy:
when you trip down 100 flight of stairs, you sexy:
when you ugly, you sexy:
when you sexy, you sexy:
when you try not to be sexy, you so damn sexy:
i don’t always hate it but it can be really you know, tiring...
The awkward moment when someone says something to...
alyaae:
They’re like:
And you’re like:
Then they’re like:
I'm home alone.
0764-:
normal teenagers:
me:
When boys use long words and spell correctly.
lunaforgetmenot:
Have you ever saw a girl and just automatically...
reblog if you want some of these in your ask box
ickyickypoo:
a stupid question
a compliment
a tmi
a story
a poem
about you
what you think about me
why you follow me
rank me
if you met me what would you do
how was your day
what did you get for Christmas this year
a cute message
one thing you want to tell me
why not ey?
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
sempresorria:
but you still act like you did:
because you’ll just Google it later.
Sitting with my friend and some ugly guy walks...
imaginarylover:
She says “yo that’s all you”..
I’m like “word, he’s mad sexy”
and she starts laughing and says “imma get his number for you”
and i’m like chilll bitch, sit down
then she goes to ugly dude and says ” yo my friend said she wants your number”
Then the boy looks at me smiling and im like
then she comes back to the seat laughing and im like
and she sitting there...
Reblog if you're on Tumblr every day, I want to...
saintjimmyakamarz:
brocat-:
hardcore:
wait people actually leave?
^ that
it’s so awkward, but i choose not to be able to dance i guess.. if i wanted to dance i could, and i would, but i enjoy being really weird about it and not dancing normally. this probably makes people think i am super uncoordinated and that i probably regularly move awkwardly.
i should take it seriously and learn to dance better.
That awkward moment when you smile and the whole...
simplydarth:
People from my school are now making Tumblrs
Stay your ass on Facebook.
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
maknaejay:
i’m usually like
Reblog if you joined tumblr in 2010!
itrollyou:
reblog and i'll promote you! (:
youlovethepeoplethatloveyou:
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That awkward moment when you try to explain why...
pffffftttitsmeagain:
Here's to staring into the sun, when you used to...
When boys use long words and spell correctly.
napoleon-dynamite:
nerf-car:
foreverisoverrated:
This is really stupid but it’s true.
lol no i hate smarty pants boys ill take a dumb one tyvm
If girls with big boobs work at hOOters, where do...
natenunez:
unicornsss:
foreverkidatheart:
IHOP
WHY AM I SCREAMING.
OMG I AM CRYING
No one knows how much The Maine means to me.
"Is there a God?"
jawnocallaghan:
“Yeah, of course there is.” “How do you know?” “It’s kinda like when a bird knows to fly South for the winter. Something inside you just tells you. You just know.”
I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going...
Dear The Maine,
halvolicious:
You’ve done it again.
Bravo.
i'm just slightly amazed at the moment.
The Maine will never cease to amaze me.
That Awkward moment when your conversation dies.
c-stardom:
you’re just like.
That moment when some girl starts talking to the...
everytime-you-lie:
like princess leia you got nice buns i'll go...
-bromosexual:
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
makeitcontagious:
pr1ps, xfrecklesandtea, uncomfortablydumb.
And then you’re like…
And the guy is like…
That awkward moment when you're the father.
highhlife:
That awkward moment when you're a bitch
makeitcontagious:
jcvillar.
But then you’re just like
I wish my life was an 80's movie...
makeitcontagious:
laurenmarieee.
I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window.
I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey.
I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once.